{"product_id":"blowout-protocol-hoodie","title":"Blowout Protocol Hoodie","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSometimes all you can do is laugh. Every parent knows the sequence. The warning signs. The panic. The containment strategy. The emergency bath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe Blowout Protocol Hoodie turns one of parenthood’s most chaotic moments into a clean, minimalist graphic with the perfect mix of humor and modern design. Subtle enough to feel elevated. Funny enough to get an immediate “yep, been there.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBecause some parenting moments deserve hazard warnings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Soft 80\/20 cotton-poly blend with a smooth, slightly luxe hand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Medium-heavy 8.5 oz (290 g\/m²) fabric for warmth and structure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Adjustable drawstring hood with matching woven cord\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband with tear-away label and regular fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ecru","offer_id":41106241519680,"sku":"31371485483252511829","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ecru","offer_id":41106241552448,"sku":"81468659787051259785","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ecru","offer_id":41106241585216,"sku":"32590226128608937660","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ecru","offer_id":41106241617984,"sku":"31806738684936102847","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ecru","offer_id":41106241650752,"sku":"71548360370464119532","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ecru","offer_id":41106241683520,"sku":"18579888541086982125","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0604\/1871\/9808\/files\/9491896198860333969_2048.jpg?v=1778654502","url":"https:\/\/shopdapperdads.com\/products\/blowout-protocol-hoodie","provider":"Dapper Dads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}