Blowout Protocol Hoodie

Sometimes all you can do is laugh. Every parent knows the sequence. The warning signs. The panic. The containment strategy. The emergency bath.

The Blowout Protocol Hoodie turns one of parenthood’s most chaotic moments into a clean, minimalist graphic with the perfect mix of humor and modern design. Subtle enough to feel elevated. Funny enough to get an immediate “yep, been there.”

Because some parenting moments deserve hazard warnings.

Product features

- Soft 80/20 cotton-poly blend with a smooth, slightly luxe hand

- Medium-heavy 8.5 oz (290 g/m²) fabric for warmth and structure

- Adjustable drawstring hood with matching woven cord

- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage

- Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband with tear-away label and regular fit

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Do not tumble dry

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean